SENARAI MENTERI PALING LAWAK DARI PAKATAN HARAMI?

Senarai ahli kebinet bayangan yang telah digembar-gemburkan oleh FMT....namapak macam bagus akan tetapi banyak persoalan yang timbul dari segi carta yang diberi Berikut adalah senarai yang dimaksudkan ;

Prime Minister: 

Anwar Ibrahim (PKR, Permatang Pauh MP)

1. Deputy Prime Ministers

a. Lim Kit Siang (DAP, Ipoh Timur MP)

b. Abdul Hadi Awang (PAS, Marang MP)

c. One seat for either a Sabahan or a Sarawakian who will be looking after East Malaysian affairs. (There are names of candidates but this columnist was instructed not to reveal it.)

2. Finance Ministry:

a. Tony Pua (DAP, Petaling Jaya Utara MP)

b. Rafizi Ramli (PKR, currently not a MP, will contest in the coming polls)

c. Nizar Jamaluddin (PAS, Bukit Gantang MP)

3. Education Ministry:

a. Dzulkefly Ahmad (PAS, Kuala Selangor MP)

b. S Kulasegaran (DAP, Ipoh Barat MP)

c. Chong Eng (DAP, Bukit Mertajam MP)

4. Home Ministry:

a. Azmin Ali (PKR, Gombak MP)

b. Mahfuz Omar (PAS, Pokok Sena MP)

c. M Manogaran (DAP, Teluk Intan MP)

(Knowledge and expertise can also be gained by consulting PAS member Fauzi Shaari, retired from CID, Bukit Aman.)

5. Defence Ministry:

a. Dr Hatta Ramli (PAS, Kuala Krai MP)

b. Liew Chin Tong (DAP, Bukit Bendera MP)

c. Tian Chua (PKR, Batu MP)

(Knowledge and technical know-how can be gained from PAS member First Admiral (retired) Mohamad Imran Abd Hamid.)

6. Law Ministry:

a. Karpal Singh (DAP, Bukit Gelugor MP)

b. Gobind Singh (DAP, Puchong MP)

c. William Leong (PKR, Selayang MP)

d. R Sivarasa (PKR, Subang MP)

e. Hanipa Maidin (PAS, non-MP who acts for PAS on many legal matters)

7. Health Ministry:

a. Dr Lee Boon Chye (PKR, Gopeng MP)

b. Dr Tan Seng Giaw (DAP, Kepong MP)

c. Dr Siti Mariah Mahmood (PAS, Kota Raja MP)

d. Dr Michael Jeyakumar (PSM, Sg. Siput MP)

8. Transport Ministry:

a. Khalid Samad (PAS, Shah Alam MP)

b. Tan Kok Wai (DAP, Cheras MP)

c. Baru Bian (state assemblyman for Ba’Kelalan)Baru Bian can look into improving transport into the interiors of Sarawak.

9. International Trade and Industry Ministry:

a. Khalid Ibrahim (PKR, state Assemblyman for Ijok, Selangor Menteri Besar)

b. Teresa Kok (DAP, Seputeh MP)

c. Husam Musa (PAS, state assemblyman for Salor)

10. Agriculture Ministry:

a. Salahuddin Ayub (PAS, Kubang Kerian MP but this time will be leaving Kelantan to contest in Johor)

b. Ng Suee Lim (DAP, state assemblyman for Sekinchan, he champions the padi farmers)

(For Felda matters, Mazlan Aliman of PAS is at the forefront in fighting for the rights of the settlers and highlighting Felda issues.)

11. Foreign Ministry:

a. Kamarudin Jaffar (PAS, Tumpat MP)

b. Lim Guan Eng (DAP, state assemblyman for Ayer Puteh, Penang Chief Minister)

c. Elizabeth Wong (PKR, state assemblyman for Bukit Lanjan)

12. Federal Territories and Urban Wellbeing Ministry:

a. Lim Lip Eng (DAP, Segambut MP)

b. Nurul Izzah Anwar (PKR, Lembah Pantai MP)

13. Environment Ministry:

a. Fuziah Salleh (PKR, Kuantan MP)

b. Che Rosli Che Mat (PAS, Hulu Langat MP)

c. Nga Kor Ming (DAP, Taiping MP)

14. Women Ministry:

a. Zuraida Kamaruddin (PKR, Ampang MP)

b. Fong Po Kuan (DAP, Batu Gajah MP)

c. Siti Zailah Mohd Yusof (PAS, Rantau Panjang MP)

15. Race Relations and Inter-Faith Dialogue Ministry:

a. Nik Aziz Nik Mat (PAS, state assemblyman for Chempaka, Kelantan menteri besar)

b. Mujahid Yusof Rawa (PAS, Parit Buntar MP)

c. Mohd Nur Manuty, (PKR, at the moment not an MP)

d. Ngeh Koo Ham (DAP, Beruas MP)

e. V Sivakumar (DAP, state assemblyman for Tronoh)

Pandangan MKP mengenai senarai neh ialah ramai gila jawatan serta kuasa dari yang tak layak jadi menteri di letakkan sebagai calon menteri. Kelakar gila . Macam nie dah sebijik macam main tangkap muat saja janji ada dari tak ada langsung. Langsung tak boleh pakai orang kata.

Dah pilih stock orang lama. Itu satu hal. Macam dah takade muka-muka lain. Lepas tue ada stock yang dah tercemar dengan skandal. Lepas nie senanglah keja MKP nak balun depa nie puas-puas tue pun kalau depa bagi kebebasan bersuara macam BN klu tak kena getahlah MKP.